Social Media as Theater:
A Case Study in Bigotry and Why it is far more difficult to
disrobe than colonial-era Khaki shorts and why RSS should dissolve itself in the
best interest of the Eternal and Indigenous Hindus it proclaims to protect and serve
(Based on social media
theatre of real characters in March, 2016)
Opening Scene
Rajiv Verma: Thanks to
the campaign launched by my good friend Sai Arjun, the RSS has finally relented
and changed its colonial era uniform (read khaki shorts) with a post-colonial
one. Kudos to Sai !!!
Sahana
Singh: Wish it had not taken this long!
Stephanie
Celeste Chateau: Arjun is a true hero
Shonan
Talpade: Campaign by whom ? ...this proposal was in the offing since at least 2
years now by Suresh Bhaiyyaji Joshi -the RSS general secretary.
Scene
I
Aparna Krishnan: Why not indian dress ? pyjamas ? dhoti ? Sad
to see one more group succumb to western codes.
Shonan Talpade: pyjamas and dhoti are not practical.
Aparna Krishnan: well, sarees are ! so these too are !
Chandra Vikash: I
decided to wear dhoti but my practical wife and right in her way, felt it would
look odd when every Tom, Dick and Harry is wearing pants these days.
If RSS wasn't intellectually bankrupt and suffered from
the deep-seated inferiority complex bordering on paranoia and truly cared about
Hindu, we would all be wearing dhoti and learn to carry it with aplomb.
Rajiv Varma: Dhoti actually looks better than pants or
half-pants anyday. And of course the
saree is the most attractive outfit designed by the human mind.
Chandra Vikash: Rajiv ji, every attire is embedded in its
context. Modern frenzied city is so antagonistic to graceful dhoti and saree.
Due credit to womenfolk like Sahana Singh ji who still do.
Dhoti looks so graceful on elderly people who carry the
context. I realised it wasn't worth displeasing your wife? Wonder what is धर्म on
this, that which upholds?
Shonan Talpade: Chandra vikash ji ...Dhoti was not used
for national attire of RSS because , in the south , Dhoti is not so prevalent
--not at all, in fact its the lungi..and since RSS is a national organisation,
they couldnt impose the north Indian dhoti on our south indian brothers.
also, the dhoti would be impractical for relief work or
wading through floods etc.
Rajiv Varma: Chandra Vikash ji: >>> "...
Dhoti looks so graceful on elderly people who carry the context. Wonder what is
धर्म on
this, that which upholds? ..." <<<
Attire is not a Dharmic issue. A woman in Bikini is fully
capable of upholding Dharma, as well as one in Saree or Ghaghra. Ditto with a
man in shorts or pants or dhoti. This is a matter of personal taste and
convenience. Also, men should not comment on women's choice of dresses. Whatever
they wear always looks good.
Aparna Krishnan: The culture of a country in anchored in
details of clothing, language etc. To respect one's culture is to respect and
own up these.
Chandra Vikash: I find the bikini as graceful as the
saree for those who can carry it with grace and aplomb. Both have common
feature of sunlight to be absorbed in mid-rib and not suffocating the highly
energised lower chakra and thus enabling the energy to flow upwards unlike the
burqah or tight jeans. The big drawback with bikini is having to wax frequently
to cater to modern taste and sensibilities. All 3 over time impact on the
nature of the offspring.
To each, their own. :)
Ravindra Singh Basera Dev: Dhoti weared in d style of hardy soldiers of
native armies is practical for all d tasks that RSS does....it is about
colonial modernity and ingrained inferiority complex.
Chandra Vikash: Everything under the sun and above is धार्मिक
issue, that which upholds.
Shonan Talpade: Ravindra Singh Basera Dev But south
Indian men never had the tradition of wearing dhoti.
Rajiv Varma Ravindra ji: >>> "... Dhoti
weared in d style of hardy soldiers of native armies is practical for all d
tasks that RSS does....it is about colonial modernity and ingrained inferiority
complex ..." <<<
Very true!. Dhoti will never come in the way of doing any
task. It is nothing but inferiority complex that somehow assumes dhoti as
hindrance to do any task.
Aparna Krishnan: Shonan Talpade Tamil men wear dhoti even
today. Tamil politicians wear only white dhoti. We call it veshti.
Shonan Talpade: Aparna Krishnan also there is a sikh body
of the RSS called the Rashtriya Sikh Sangat. ,Sikhs don't wear dhoti
traditionally, so that's also the point to consider .
Aparna Krishnan: i dont care. these are waste of time
discussions. if you want you change. thats all.
Shonan Talpade: That's fine if you do not care, but you
should know the facts about this topic.
Scene
II
Chandra Vikash: Shonan Talpade When people are saying
inferiority complex and bordering on paranoia, we mean someone close to you.
Could you be that tone-deaf? wink emoticon
Shonan Talpade:
Yea Chandra Vikash.... ..since I've been in the RSS since 30 years --from the
age of 7..I guess singing Namaste sada vatsale would have made me rather tone
deaf. grin emoticon
anymore of your ad-hominems ? grin emoticon grin emoticon
grin emoticon
Chandra Vikash: Precisely, loyalty steeped in bigotry is
best suited for street dogs. Humans are designed to do better. wink emoticon
Shonan Talpade: Ooh what percipient counselling !!!! ..I'm
really moved...
Do let me sit at your feet ,O divine Guru ..and tell me
more about loyalty,Bigotry and street dogs. grin emoticon
Chandra Vikash: Bigotry is tough nuts and clings. Much more
difficult to crack the code or than changing khaki shorts. Be sure what you ask
for. smile emoticon
Shonan Talpade: Just a moment.....(I'm getting the popcorn out
of the microwave) .....Don't stop ,Please continue.
Chandra Vikash: Microwave? Even the Russians stopped using
them You seem to be inspired by the American Imperialists now. smile
emoticonWould you like your Pepsi with 2% fresh from the farm juice as well? Will
go well with your popcorn.
Shonan Talpade: You suffer from great insights .It's
positively fascinating.
P.S--are you a fruit orchard farmer ?
Chandra Vikash: I'm a meditative observer of human and animal
psychology. Is this what you would like to know?
Shonan Talpade: Oh I see In other words, You want to say that
you are a condescending nut-job who tries to pontificate on something outside
his knowledge or field of expertise…when he most obviously shouldn’t ?
Moral:
The bigot must have the last word. Else the debate never ends. Post-trauma care
and rehabilitation is for later.
Epilogue
Ravi Om: it is
obvious that Shonan Talpade hates sai arjun, but as far as i know he was the
one who started posting it about 2-3 years back.
anyway, its a welcome change but rss is still boring.
they could have choosen a more indian outside, like a white kurta with saffron
strips on shoulder. any still better than boy scouts attire.
Shonan Talpade: ROFL Yes sure ,I hate your cousin brother Sai
Arjun and maybe It was also your cousin brother who started a petition to make
Narendra Modi the PM candidate and due to his petition on facebook, PM Modi got
elected in 2014
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